And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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