Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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