okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Who died my cat blue again?
I touched a dick in church today
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