You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Come on in and take your pants off
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