Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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