I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
so much tequila, so little girl.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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