I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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