Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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