that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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