No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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