There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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