This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
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