dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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