I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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