that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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