Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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