I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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