Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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