We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
COCAINE IS GR8
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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