She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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