i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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