absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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