She is in my trunk
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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