Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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