I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Randomize