Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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