maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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