well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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