for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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