he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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