Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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