Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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