I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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