just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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