The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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