How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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