Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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