whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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