New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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