omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I showed him my bush... on skype.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
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