question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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