you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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