weddingsv make me drug and hornr
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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