id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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