i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I want a musical about memes.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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