on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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