Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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