omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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