Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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