...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
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