Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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