You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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