At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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