yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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