Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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