so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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