Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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